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[Bench]

Aren't you a little to young to.. be sitting on benches?

[067]

I think I heard of Squid Game, some japanese tentacle hentai or something.

ShenBinsu responds:

I think that's a different show >:)

[Nerf THIS!]

Oh hey it is that girl from mortal combat gardening simulator

[Aetheria in Bed🌹]

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

[Katana Zero: Fifteen]

Is this related in any way to the continuation of Katana Zero or is it just a fun piece? :o

whoisnassstya responds:

it's just a commission fanart work! ;w;

[Low Poly Newgrounds Tank!]

good start in 3D my man

[Commission: moviehero banner]

woah

[MELONY DRONE]

Amongus

AKA-38CAUTION responds:

no way
you back for real

[Hustle - Box Boy]

Too cool for school

[ClownTober 10: Ronald McDonald]

good art shit food